His therapy sessions would make Frasier Crane look legit. His girlfriend gets kidnapped but the kidnapper conveniently drops directions to where he's taking her. His friend gets murdered by his wife and framed as suicide and nobody investigates. The plot also shows that Breen doesn't seem to understand how the world works. Near the end he suddenly gains the power to literally walk through walls to save his girlfriend from her kidnappers. There are characters who wander around then vanish, a gigantic tome whose contents aren't revealed and appears at random, and scenes of a naked Neil Breen(ick) sitting in a room lined in trash bags that I think is supposed to represent him being inside the magic rock. The cluttered plot might sound a bit ordinary if not for the vague supernatural elements. From there, Leah, the childhood girlfriend, gets abducted and he has to save her. The only thing I mentioned that has any bearing on the plot is perhaps the wife's addiction, seeing as how she overdoses just in time for Breen to hook back up with his childhood sweetheart, who seems to have aged at about half the rate of Breen. Said alcoholic friend is also later murdered by his wife for no real reason. He also has a pill-popping wife (who is willing to snatch his pills from the toilet), and an alcoholic friend trapped in a sexless marriage with a pretty teenage daughter who inexplicably keeps coming on to Breen. These government corporate secrets are so secret that we never learn what they are, even when he exposes them in the absolutely bonkers climax. He goes home and decides to dedicate himself to "hacking the most secret government corporate secrets" on laptops that are never on and get repeatedly tossed around his office. As an adult (50 years later, going by the looks of Breen's leathery face) he gets hit by a car and then is healed by the rock which he just happened to have.
The main character played by Breen finds a magic rock as a child then watches his childhood sweetheart move away. By far the most memorable aspect of "Fateful Findings" is that its plot has many things happening, but yet nothing happens. Tommy Wiseau had a few halfway decent actors, a competent crew, and decent equipment while Sam Mraovich at least had enough sense to show his characters' faces. Neil Breen is worse than Wiseau and Mraovich.
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From various clips and reviews, one can easily see that he has no idea how to make a movie yet he treats his films as painfully serious masterpieces, making for loads of unintentional comedy and putting him in the esteemed company of clueless auteurs such as Tommy Wiseau and Sam Mraovich. 22 November 2017 - 29 out of 31 users found this review helpful.Īfter hearing about the works of Neil Breen for months, I just had to check them out.
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